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Dear Quarantine Diary – Week #5

04 Thursday Feb 2021

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Dear Diary – Semester 1 of Grade 10 ended on Friday. Little Guy was so relieved to be done. In fact, he was downright pleasant to be around. Sunday afternoon we played a game of Carcassone. The difficulty, however, is that with the dining table now a home office, there’s no surface large enough for all the tiles. We sat side-by-side in lawn chairs in front of my small desk upstairs. Even though we shortened the river pieces to eliminate a few tiles, as the game neared, we were in trouble. So we added a windowsill and a mat on top of an open drawer. It’s a 3D board!

There’s a thin line between thinking outside the box and a caffeine-induced psychotic idea

Dear Diary – I ordered groceries for 2 weeks again online. It took me 4 hours to plan meals and compare prices between stores. When it arrived 3 days later, it felt like Christmas. I waved excitedly to the driver. He waved back, probably wondering what kind of nut lived here. Hubby helped me bring the bags inside and put things away.

It wasn’t until the job was complete that I realized, there was no bread! Was it their error, or mine?

It was mine. I ordered 8 loaves of bread for curbside pick-up the next day. There may only be 3 of us in the house, but we go through 5-6 loaves of bread in 2 weeks! Man cannot live on bread alone, but my men can’t seem to live without it!

Dear Diary – I’ve noticed a pattern lately with my instagram account and middle-aged guys. They follow my instagram account for a few weeks, liking most of my posts, especially the selfies. Some of them try to send me a direct message. When I don’t respond, they unfollow. Most of them have no description about who they are, what they like, etc. Some boldly share that they are looking for a relationship. I’m not sure this is the platform I would choose were I single and looking, but who am I to judge? The last guy to follow really made me chuckle. For his description, he wrote: “I’m here looking for a serious relationship that can take good care of me”. Well, as long as the relationship is all about you…who could resist?

Dear Diary – Big Guy gets hot under the collar when people dismiss video games as having no value. We know that gaming is more than just about the game; it’s also about community and so much more.

He passed on a positive story this week. A mom wrote that her 15 year old son has been hanging out with his friends a lot online during the quarantine. One evening, the friend and 5 of his friends were “hanging out” and they invited a solo player to join their “crew”. This gamer was much younger and had been spending a lot of time alone. In fact, it was the eve of his 11th birthday. So they threw him a virtual birthday party. They took him on quests, shared their loot, helped him win battles he couldn’t do on his own, and stayed with him until after midnight so they could sing him “Happy Birthday”. This random pack of guys could imagine the disappointment and heartache of this kid alone on his 11th birthday because of quarantine, and I’m sure this is now a birthday he will never forget!

Courtesy of http://www.9gag.com

Dear Diary – Semester 2 started this week. The first day was a half day so students could connect with their teachers. It took some sleuthing but I tracked down the missing teacher.

“No, please. Please don’t make me get up and go to school!”

“Honey, you have to go to school. You’re the teacher!”

Dear Diary – I was halfway down the stairs, counting all my steps, when I decided it would be less work to retrieve my fitbit from the charger, than to run around the house counting. With it being so cold outside, every step counts! As I charged up the stairs, Hubby asked me where I was going. I told him I was going to get my fitbit.

“What’s a pitbit?” he shouted after me. “Is that some kind of tool that measures how much you’re perspiring?”

When it is warm enough to go out, I feel like this snowman – a round pig squeezed into restrictive, poufy outwear that is slowly coming apart around the edges. On the days when I don’t get out, I kind of feel like I’m coming apart anyway. The bulky coat, sloppy boots, moulding mittens and hat that is just plain too big, make walking feel more like waddling, and then I do start to sweat. Maybe I need a pitbit after all!

My favourite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on!

Dear Quarantine Diary – Week #2

14 Thursday Jan 2021

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Dear Diary – After my foray into homemade portuguese egg custard tarts last week, I was left with 7 eggs whites and half a package of phyllo pastry. What to do?

First, I made unicorn poop meringues. And I did something right this time because they absolutely melt in my mouth!

I also made meringue crowns and served them with fresh raspberries.

Soaring on the wings of success, I embarked on the next baking challenge: French macarons.

The first time I made them, they were a bit of a disaster. The second, much improved. What are the chances the third time is the charm? Zero. Zero percent! Hubby and I discussed the advisability of leaving them in the oven longer (oven off) just like one does with meringues. I ended up with dry, cracked, lumpy husks of cookies. In addition, Hubby and I had ended up competing for space in the kitchen when I was making them and I forgot to add food colouring. So they were beige, dry, cracked, lumpy husks. At least the raspberry buttercream was delicious!

I’m scared to touch the phyllo pastry now.

Dear Diary – It’s been almost a month since returning to online Sunday services, (although we elected to to watch the services online even when live gatherings were permitted). After we watch the service, Hubby and sometimes Little Guy, watch Youtube videos. It’s usually math or coding, and I find something else to do. But occasionally it’s something very different. As a result, I now know what a Kerbal is, how to beat Pac-Man, and Who’s on First!

Photo courtesy of The Physics of Kerbal Space Program

Apparently you really are never too old to learn something new!

Dear Diary – As if Covid isn’t enough of a pain in the butt, my friend had to go for a colonoscopy! I dropped off my heating pad and some cookies on my way to buy a calendar. Actually I was picking up a prescription, a day late I might add, because with no calendar, it’s hard to keep track of the days!

Normally we receive a calendar from our 90-something year old real estate agent. You think I’m joking! But none arrived and I’m hoping that means she finally retired and just forgot to tell us!

I view the kitchen wall calendar as the quintessential tool of our household. Without those blocks to track appointments, exams, and out-of-town guests, life would be in total chaos. Without it, fees would be incurred for missed appointments, exams would be failed, and visitors (if any were allowed) would show up to find us still in our pjs, unshaven, unshowered and probably irritable.

The options were few: Horror movies, Dragonball Z, Harry Potter, Minecraft (which I seriously considered) or the one I did buy, Sassy Sayings.

With our province no officially declared in a “state of emergency” and living in one of the epicentres of covid extremisim, page one of the calendar was downright prophetic!

Page one displays the months of September to December 2020, with this sassy saying:

Reality: it probably could be worse

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