Hubby has the unique ability to make anything sound dirty, and when it comes to bathroom jokes, he’s an expert!
Last night, he was perusing the community recreation guide when he started snickering, and then told me to listen to this…
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Kinda paints a picture, doesn’t it…in broad sweeping strokes!
Speaking of pictures, I made a passing comment later in the evening, that maybe I should have included a photo…
Hubby pulled out his iPad and searched for “iPad with poo”… And he found some fabulously feculent photos! Feel free to google that on your own time!
In my defence, I’m not a good enough writer to come up with this kind of crap!