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Little Guy asked me to tell him a fake story at bedtime, but not one that he was in. We had already read a few chapters of Captain Underpants and he was stalling. I was trying not to show how anxious I was to get back downstairs so I could watch the red carpet (and see all the pretty dresses – I’m such a girl!) so this is what I came up with…

Once upon a time, I starred in a big movie and I got to kiss George Clooney. George fell in love with me, and I had to tell him, “I’m sorry, George, but I’m in love with Hubby” and I gave up my life of fame to be a Mom and homemaker. It would have been nice to sleep in a villa in Tuscany, or eat at the top of the Eiffel Tower, and to go to bed with diamonds in my hair, but being your Mom will always be the best.

The End.