I have a deeply personal confession to make – I’ve been having a secret affair with Henry. I feel so dirty! It’s been going on for a few months now, and I’ve been sneaking around behind Hubby’s back. It’s not the first time.
This latest affair began a few months ago when I laid eyes on him in the grocery store. He was flirting with me, and I couldn’t take my eyes off him. I knew he wasn’t good for me, but I just couldn’t help myself. He was nutty and sweet, the perfect package. Before I knew it, I was taking him home with me.
Soon it became a regular thing, meeting alone in the afternoon here at the house, or in my car… Sometimes it was more than once a week. All the evidence of our tryst discreetly disposed of long before anyone else came home.
I have to call it off though – the price is getting too high, and the evidence on my body getting too hard to hide. I met him last night at the drug store, a war within me. I desperately wanted to bring him home with me and devour him. I’ve caught myself a few times today, closing my eyes and thinking of him. I crave him with my whole being. I want to savour every moment he was on my lips…O Henry!
I’m talking, of course, about the chocolate bar made by Nestle – who did you think I was talking about?
I know your love affair with chocolate. As long as does not come between you and your men. – and then there are the potato chips that you love so much.
However you are certainly allowed both of these. ENJOY!! ENJOY!! ENJOY!!
I’ve been in bed late at night with the Three Musketeers and I’m here to tell you my time with the fellas….scrumptious! 😉
Did Devoted Spouse mind all that company in bed? lol
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This sounded like an O’ Henry commercial… I could picture you in the commercial *the slow motion shot* eating a candy bar in a red dress LOL!! Great piece Jenn! I can’t stop laughing at that visual…
Thanks! I cheated again…https://jennsmidlifecrisis.wordpress.com/2012/09/24/o-henry/
I’m just a very bad girl! lol
I’m on it!
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